One of these is not like other
One of these is Julia Roberts. One of these is me. Personally, I don’t think it’s difficult to decipher whom is whom. But on Saturday, yet another person told me I look like JR, to which the people standing around all “Oh yeah’ed” in agreement. This is the seventy-third time I’ve heard this comparison. She’s porcelain, blond and svelte. I’m not-porcelain, not-blond, and not-svelte.
I’m not sure why so many people think I look like people I look nothing alike – this guy is nuts! I mentioned I wanted a nose stud once, and a friend looked at me, a friend who I’d known for two years and who had to see my face at least once in that timespan, and said, “Oh, I thought you already had one!”
Maybe people don’t really look at me when they talk to me…