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I bet Oprah would throw the soap out

March 15, 2010

I’m cheap and I’m clean.  This combination has led me to a quandary.

I have two soaps in my upstairs bathroom, a bar I use for face and a pump I use for hands.  Whenever I host events, I move the bar into the shower, so that people don’t mistake it for hand-soap.  I forgot to do that Saturday, a night that had twenty people in my house.  Now I don’t know what to do.  Do I wash my face with the bar soap, taking a chance that I’ll be rubbing other people’s hand-germs into my skin?  Or should I toss it, throwing away a just-opened, pricey Neutrogena bar?

Man, just like I can’t wait for the day I’m rich enough to indulge in a Whole Foods salad bar meal, I can’t wait for the day when I’d  toss potentially hazardous items without a second thought.

I think I’ll wash the soap…

3 Comments leave one →
  1. CleanFreak permalink
    April 18, 2010 1:10 PM

    Just shave a lil off the bar, rinse and it’ll be good to go.

  2. Travis permalink
    March 27, 2010 10:29 PM

    After reaching her self-appointed and sycophant-approved status of demi-goddess, Oprah no longer required soap.

  3. James permalink
    March 15, 2010 6:38 PM

    haha! I say whittle down the entire top layer of all edges of the bar of soap and salvage what’s left!

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